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Yo Mama…

Árni | fimmtudagur 22.september, 2005

hver hefur ekki gaman að Yo Mama bröndurum??? :D

í uppáhaldi hjá mér eru brandara á borð við:

Yo mama so old…
… she farts dust.
… when she was a kid, rainbows were in black-and-white.

Yo mama so dumb…
… she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death.
… she stayed up all night studying for a pregnancy test.

Yo mama so fat…
… her ass has its own congressman.
… her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other side.”
… I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.

Yo mama so ugly…
… when she was a kid, they had to tie a steak around her neck so the dog would play with her.
… not even the tide would take her out.
… she could be a modern art masterpiece!

Yo mama so poor…
… she can’t pay attention.
… the government put her face on foodstamps.

Yo mama’s so flat, she’s jealous of the wall.

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3 álit á “Yo Mama…”

  1. Sigurlaug frænka Sagði:
    föstudagur 23.september, 2005 klukkan 11:05

    Klukk………Kíktu á bloggið mitt

  2. Sigurlaug frænka Sagði:
    laugardagur 24.september, 2005 klukkan 18:49

    Ég verð að fá að stela þessum yo mama bröndurum!!!!!

  3. Árni Sagði:
    sunnudagur 25.september, 2005 klukkan 10:42

    “góðir listamenn fá lánað… frábærir listamenn stela…”
    var þetta ekki einhvern veginn þannig??? :)

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