• In Oxford, Ohio, it’s illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man’s picture.

• An excerpt from Kentucky state legislation: “No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club.”

• The only acceptable sexual position in Washington, D.C. is the missionary position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.

• In Michigan a woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission.

• In Ventura County, California cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.

• Under Lebanese law, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is expressly forbidden.

• Women can sell items and be topless in Liverpool, England?but only in tropical fish stores.

• In Romboch, Virginia, it is illegal to engage in sexual activity with the lights on.

• In the quiet town of Connorsville, Wisconsin, it’s illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.

• In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night).

• No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.

• A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.

• A law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can’t dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing.